THE TANGLER OF INFINITE WOE
Happy Holidays! It’s time to light the Christmas tree! Aren’t you excited?! You picked out the perfect tree! It fits just right! Time to put on the lights! Yippeee!!!
The lights! The beautiful Christmas lights! Ah hah! You find the box you store them in! Huzzah! Open her up! The light strings will be twined so methodically they’ll unfold as easily as a freshly pressed shirt.
Right?! Riiiight?! RIGHT?!…….NO!!!!! They are hopelessly, endlessly, horribly, unendingly twined, twisted and tangled by a Mischievian called THE TANGLER OF INFINITE WOE.
By the time you manage to unknot the Christmas lights your yuletide spirit is darker than Scrooge’s. Your temper is snapped. Your children now fear you. You are now THE DARK SANTA.
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